In The End....Tickling Your Brain...FISTING!

  Something I've never really had the opportunity to try (and succeed), it's getting a fist in the butt.

  Now again, not something that really dictates why it should be hot, it's just one of those fetishes that is awesome based on it's pure absurdity. And additionally, it's even more awesome because with this comes bragging rights (at least for the perverse).

  Like I said, this has never been successfully been pulled off in my personal experience, but what I know, there are a few tips for a successful "fist pump" (hah...see what I did there?):

1) Pick a chick (or dude if you prefer) with small hands.

2) Position is everything. As seen in the picture (which I, in no right, claim the rights to), the position he's in allows for more "stretching". It's usually advisable for any type of penetration to begin on your side, but on your back is the next best position.

3) Lube. Lube. Lube. You are obviously not going to pull off this expert position without unholy amounts of lube. The recommendation here is to use some type of numbing lube to start. This type of lube contains lydocaine, which as you know, has a strong numbing agent. Recommend a decent amount both on the outside as well as on the inside. Then, once the numbing has taken effect (don't worry, it doesn't feel like a dentist office numbing), then use plenty o' water based lubricant.

4) Gloves! While bare skin might be okay, it's waaaay better to begin with some type of non-porous hand covering. Latex gloves are always the best kind (not like...doctor gloves, like actual latex gloves). If latex isn't an option, then possibly vinyl gloves.

5) Practice first. With any rule involving butt play, you never go right to the big stuff. You can, but, well, you're going to be in ALOT of pain first. Start small, and work your way up.

If done right, this can be really hot. Why you ask? Because being violated by anyone (especially hot chicks, and especially especially the chick in the pic) like this is just awesome.

Chicks In Latex! YES!

 Been a while, but even though I played up Latex, who am I to not point out how awesome latex is? :)

Women who are willing to put on latex are few and far in between. Little do they know, it's actually very conducive to normal living. Latex is good because it transfers heat like skin, and doesn't over heat the wearer like vinyl does. The hard thing about latex is that it's hard to keep shiny, and dries out easy.

Either way, viewing the pic....chicks in latex are just awesome all around!

The Breathable Latex....VINYL!

Flip Flops with Vinyl?....Really??

So one of the first fetish outfits I learned to love was vinyl.

Given I was only 17 at the time, a pair of vinyl for some reason excited me more then most other things.

Vinyl is great for many reasons. It's form fitting, it's shiny, and most of all...it breathes better than latex.

Yeah...I can hear latex lovers out there losing their shit, but it's true. And if you rip vinyl, you can repair it!

But serious...flip flops with vinyl? DAMN!

Gymnasts? NWOICE.

 Another thing near in dear to my heart is hot chicks...in spandex. Gymnasts are a combination of two things I really like. Chicks that are in awesome shape, and clad in body hugging spandex that still manages to show off their legs.

  Spandex aside (a whole different entry aside), leotards are wonderful because they really show off the best parts of a chick, and just look good (plus, feel good when you're feeling girls up in this stuff).

   My personal rule is, any girl with a good figure should own a leotard, and wear it...allllll offfff theeee time!

Fucking Boots! Yay!

Boots....best thing ever invented by fashion designers and another fetish near and dear to my heart.

Why do I love chicks in boots so much? Not entirely sure. I'm sure because some would say it helps women exude power (i.e. why dominatrices always wear 'em), others would say it just helps magnify a woman's sexuality.

Now...I'm not the kind of weirdo that gets turned on by just boots (i.e. no woman in them) because that's just weird. But when I see a woman walking down the street in knee high boots...well, lets just say the urge to do the picture above immediately comes to mind.

I know enough about women to know the vast majority of them feel confident and sexy in boots, but I don't think any of them know that even the most straight-laced vanilla guys will break their necks to look at the kind of woman who would be rockin' some 5 inch knee highs down the street.

Ladies! Boots! Wear more of 'em!

A Personal Fav...Strap-On Play!

I wanted to start off the first actual entry of this blog with a fetish near and dear to my heart, strapon play! Yes!

Strapon play is something that I still don't know what percentage of men (straight) would be down for. Something tells me that 1/3rd of a men would be willing to do this, may be 50% if it were a celebrity on the other end of it.

Either way, I've been into this type of fun since I was 18. During this time, I've learned that the majority of women I've dealt with actually are open to the idea, with only a selective few (i.e. "vanilla") won't give it a shot.

It's exciting because you're handing the power over to the woman. When they say "well, I don't know how to do it", the advice is always the same...just do it how you want to be fucked. How hard is that? Then, you get an inside look of how the woman would want some action.

While I don't want to dominate this blog with strapon links and articles, trust me, there will be ALOT of references to this gem. ;)

I Am The King...Just Accept It.

Greetings fetish lovers.

You've stumbled across my newest blog, the King of Fetish.

Am I proclaiming myself the King of Fetishism? You bet. For two reasons: #1 No one else has #2 I have yet to meet, in my life, anyone that knows more about fetishes then I do.

I've been into fetishism since I can remember, having various daydreams about dirty stuff even before I had a libido. I started practicing it when I was 15. It interests me. I think its something everyone should dive into, and nothing makes me more angry then a "vanilla" woman or couple (or guy too...I don't discriminate).

Am I a pervert? Abso-fucking-lutely. Am I your a-typical pervert? Hell to the nizzo. I'm a white collar, college educated, physically fit man with plenty of hobbies beyond porn and sex. I don't wear women's underpants under my work clothes, I don't jack off while I watch porn, and I certainly am NOT mesmerized by a pair of boobs. But I do like to think I get my kicks above the waistline.

If you follow this blog, you're guaranteed to learn ALOT about fetishism. I'm far from a doctor, too nutty to be a psychologist, and just batty enough not to be even a counselor. But I do know that my unholy love of the unexplainable in the bedroom makes me a specialist in a very selective field.

The intent of this blog is to educate, stimulate, and point you in the right direction of some GOOD fetish. And not the 99% of the unwashed garbage out there.

Come along with me won't you? ;)